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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went th...

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?...

Do you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind?Monica Lewinski...OJ Simpson...Ted Kennedy...& Bill ClintonMonica is a hooker... OJ is a sli...

A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said, "He...

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.If it ju...

First AffairThere was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son that th...

Ok, there's this guy in a bar, sitting at the bar, just looking at his drink. He sits, staring at his drink for over half-an-hour, not talking and...

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up daughterWho had hair of red....

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tell...

Start your Microsoft Word, type in 4 z's ("zzzz") (without the quotes, of course) and hit the spell check.Open up Microsoft Word and Typ...