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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, &qu...

Computer Song To be sung with the theme from the Beverly Hillbillys:Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ted, A poor college kid, barely k...

John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks. "Not r...

There was a young lady who was totally exhausted from a week's worth of work. Finally, it was time for her to end her work day and go home. As she...

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arri...

What I Want in a Man, Original List 1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses with style8....

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a ma...

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:1. An old lady wh...

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, h...

10) You can't use 5-1/4" floppy disks.9) You can't go shopping with your friends for a Sound Blaster board because Macs don't need on...