英语笑话大全

A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular bra...

A seven year old boy goes to the hospital with his grandmother to visit his grandfather. When they arrive, Johnny runs ahead of his granny, and bursts...

This has got to be the all-time classic comeback. Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio(NPR)interview between a female broadcast...

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the ki...

Q. Should I have a baby after 35? A. No, 35 children is enough. Q. When will my baby move? A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school. Q. H...

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by s...

If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a n...

Contrary to popular belief, most blondes do indeed know the value of a dollar. The other day a blonde from Atlanta had her car break down. The tow tru...

- Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. - Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers. - What do you do if your b...

This guy goes into a supermarket and this old lady is staring at him in a sad way. Through out the store the old lady is there wherever he turns! She ...