英语笑话大全

Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. One declares, "Sometimes I catch myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar...

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter,...

This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's...

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, ...

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that In...

The following are jokes told by US Military personell. They poke fun at various levels and divisions of the military and most are true stories. This h...

Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny t...

1. "I'm gonna kill her"2. "Shit, They found the body"3. "Where's my lawyer?"4. "He's still alive?"...

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a f...

Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were cruisin down the I-69 highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. It was killed instantly, so Saddam...