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Four surgeons are having a coffee after performing surgery."I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered.&quo...

Justin Turner, representing Elite & Premier Ltd, outlining his client's case for an injunction said, "The agency represents many models w...

Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing loudly with his head buried in h...

How do you get a lawyer down from a tree...? Cut the rope.....

What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyers in the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake....

An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly blind widow, for which he charged her $100. The widow opened her purse and remove...

A woman went to her doctor in a panic."Doctor, you must help me," she sobbed, please put my mind at rest.. Is it possible to become pregnant...

Two solicitors came to a sticky end and were slowly making their way up to Heavan. On their way up the great staircase that leads to the Pearly Gates ...

What do you say to a busload of lawyers crashing over a five hundred foot cliff? Got room for one more?...

1. You have the right to swing first. Anything you do can and will lead to an ass-kicking. 2. You have the right to have a priest and/or an EMT presen...