英语笑话大全

Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew ...

An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised she needed an in-h...

This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke starts massaging the person in front's back. The other bloke ...

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a go...

A young attorney, 'who had taken over his father's practice', rushed home elated one night. "Dad, listen," he shouted, "I&#...

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine tr...

A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality."I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said...

A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice about a divorce. “He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones.““How do you mean?““We...

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real ...

One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and h...