英语笑话大全

A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?"The physician replied that...

What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school? An offer you can't understand....

A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, ...

Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats....

What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand....

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher....

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. ...

A man walked into a curio shop and began to browse. He was attracted to a brass rat on a shelf behind the counter. He asked the shopkeeper for a price...

A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manager were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car brok...

A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man."The little...