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A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn?t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told hi...

An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was inter...

Why don't sharkes and snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy....

Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Answer: No. Reply: Good!...

How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move....

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, one to sue the ladder company....

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?...

An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his onl...

As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He...

The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use att...