英语笑话大全

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunde...

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.你能告诉我鱼网是什...

“Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?““No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out t...

A teacher said to her class:Who was the first man?George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly.How do you make out that George Washington was the ...

Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.So Harry gave the small one to his little s...

Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals（长声尖叫） of delight, accompanied by excited...

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have...

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a rive...

Creighton was going along a West End square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.Can't you reach up so high? q...

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug...