英语笑话大全

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funn...

A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.The son is confused, so he ...

Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.Mother: How did he do it?Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。妈妈：他怎么打的？比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。...

Son: Papa, what's the meaning of " Like father, like son"?Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?儿子：...

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered."May I speak to your parents? ""They're busy. ""Oh. Is anybody else th...

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标...

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watchi...

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anyth...

George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her...

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The...