英语笑话大全

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands.老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？学生：大手。...

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."&qu...

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just mak...

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌） ?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up th...

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.The moth...

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed fo...

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,“ she said, “Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy.“Her mother interrup...

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the mome...

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else...

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad（少年，小伙子） . What are you holding onto you...