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Persistance 缠住不放
2023-12-05Returning from a golf outing（远足，短途旅行） , my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game? You or U...
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I Don't Like an Argument 我不想争论
2023-12-05Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?It's round, answered Gerald.How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.All ri...
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I Taught the Teacher
2023-12-05Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?""Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "inst...
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Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒
2023-12-05Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't know,...
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Two Birds 两只鸟
2023-12-05Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the ans...
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The Fish Net 鱼网
2023-12-05Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl.你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？ 老师发问道。把许多小孔用绳子栓在...
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Knights & Nights 黑暗时代
2023-12-05Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?Betty: Because they had so many knights.老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢？贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。...
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I Caught Every Step 我一级也没漏
2023-12-05Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his school...
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But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了
2023-12-05The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled（被宠坏的） . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anyth...
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Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢
2023-12-05A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!&qu...