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旅行方式竟能反映人的性格,看看你是啥?
2023-11-24“人类不快乐的唯一原因是他不知道如何安静地待在他的房间里。”可能,身体里的不安定因子会躁动,这就是所谓的年轻。年轻的我们都被这句话套路过:身体和心灵必须有一个在路上。但的确,最美的景色永远在远方,在远的脚步也走不出心房。(说好的不套路呢???)让我们在前往远方之前,先关注一下我们已经看到的东西---...
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英语冷笑话:你会说多少英文?
2023-11-24“Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barel...
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英语幽默笑话:漂亮的结婚礼物
2023-11-24we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical househol...
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【每日一乐】迟到的又一真实搞笑理由:学校-缓行
2023-11-24Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? 老师:约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School ...
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【每日一乐】复数形式
2023-11-24Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?老师:汤姆,‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?Tom: Men.汤姆:男人们。Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?老师:答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢?Tom: Twins.汤姆:...
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【每日一乐】除了音乐其它都很好
2023-11-24A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. 一位热心的年轻教师想让她的...
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英语幽默笑话:谁是第一个男人
2023-11-24a teacher said to her class:“who was the first man?”有个老师问班上的学生:“谁是第一个男人?”“george washington,”a little boy shouted promptly.“乔治·华盛顿,”一个小男孩当即叫道。“how do ...
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英语幽默笑话:真正便宜的东西
2023-11-24after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.做完生意回来后,提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。“how about some perfume?”he asked...
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英语幽默笑话:浪费还是节约
2023-11-24father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?jack: yes, dad. but i...
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最新英语名言警句:人生真实,人生诚挚
2023-11-241. Life is real, life is earnest.1. 人生真实,人生诚挚.2. H.W.Longfellow 朗费罗(美国诗人)[英文]:Life is compared to a voyage.2. 人生好比是一次航程.3. Life would be too smooth if...