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最新英语名言警句:经验之谈
2023-11-241. All is but lip-wisdom that wants experience. (Philip Sideney, British politician)1. 凡是没有实际经验的,都只是口头智慧。(英国政治家 锡得尼 D .)2. Experience is a hard teache...
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英语冷笑话:我就要有这样一辆摩托车了
2023-11-24Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals(长声尖叫) of delight, accompanied by excited...
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英语冷笑话:三个牧师
2023-11-24Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft(阁楼) an...
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最新英语名言警句:爱自由即爱他人
2023-11-241. The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.-----Hazlitt, “Political Essays“.1.爱自由即爱他人;爱权势即爱自己.------海斯利特...
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咱把美国大选变成中国K歌对唱的梗火国外去了
2023-11-24Every dark cloud has its silver lining. In the case of the second presidential debate, you can credit the Chinese internet for finding the (sort-of) b...
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它可能是世上最惨的大熊猫 吃垃圾没人管 心酸
2023-11-24Photographs of a giant panda foraging through rubbish and apparently eating it at a zoo in China has sparked outrage.图片上中国动物园大熊猫正在吃游客乱扔的垃圾,这引起了人们的愤怒。T...
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英语每日一说:都说女人是男人身上的一根肋骨,你跟你的器官讲隐私!
2023-11-24As is quoted from the Bible, woman is a rib in a man. How can a man talk about privacy with his organ?都说女人是男人身上的一根肋骨,你跟你的器官讲隐私!发音要点:出自《奇葩说》,talk about...
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英语笑话:热胀冷缩的道理
2023-11-24Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理.现在,谁给我举个例...
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英语笑话:健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办
2023-11-24Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. 丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。As he does so, he left his friend, “This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy t...
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英语笑话:上帝对我说的
2023-11-24The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, “I am Napoleon!”一天晚上,在疯人院里,一个病人说:“我是拿破仑!”Another one said, “How do you kno...