英语笑话大全

As soon as you wake up, you're firedOur co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found h...

The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing v...

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"昨天给你的钱干什么了？”"I gav...

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep...

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red lig...

Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能...

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that fo...

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.As the bartender set it down, he asked, &qu...

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.....He said, "Jack, let me tell you something. On my ...

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the coo...