英语笑话大全

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing"Why don't you do that?" said the wif...

A young wife didn't know the difference between direct and indirect taxation, so she asked her husband about it.Her husband said: "Well, I...

After a funeral, a friend comforted the new widow and said: "Don't always think of sad side, and you should try to think of the good side.&qu...

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?A: Artificial intelligence....

A man calls home to check in with his wife, to let her know he'll be home early, when suddenly, a strange woman answers.The confused man inquires,...

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member?A: Someone who comes to your door and tells y...

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are k...

He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said...You wear pants don't you?He said...Shall we try swap...

A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he see's a big jar full of money and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would lik...

Life Insurance Agent: Don't let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know what you thin...