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A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a f...

Warren was sitting alone in his office one night when a Genie popped up out of his ashtray."And what will your third wish be?"Warren looked ...

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effect...

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face."Doc," he says, "I'm worried. It's that dream...

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them....

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she...

Aspire to inspire before you expire.~~~~~My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.~~~~~Frustration is trying to find your glasses wit...

At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you...

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some chang...

One doctor operated on a person for a hernia.He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table.At the end of the operation he wante...