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We were leaving a football game in a throng of people,and my husband,who never displays affection in public, took my hand. I was delighted. As we walk...

A pair of honeymooners checked into the Watergate Hotel in Washington, D. C. That night, as the husband was about to turn off the light, his bride ask...

There was once a large, fat woman. She had a small, thin husband. He worked in a big office and got his weekly pay every Friday evening. As soon as he...

There age several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a call phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks i...

The ruler of all ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his ki...

Woman: Dear doctor, I heard my husband talk in his sleep at night several times. Could you please tell me how to cure him?Doctor: It's only too ea...

Kevin: My wife and I argue a lot. She is very touchy -- the least thing sets her off.Christopher: You're lucky. Mine is a self-starter.凯文：我和老婆经常吵架...

An elderly gentleman had passed away. His grief-stricken widow missed him so much that she could not sleep a wink for days.On one sleepless night, she...

"Did the children behave when you bathed them?" inquired the mistress to the new French nurse, when she returned home from the party."A...

"Well, Sam, I'll tell you how it is, you see, I married a widow, and this widow had a daughter. Then my farther, being a widower, married our...