英语笑话大全

  • Zen Sarcasm 1

    2023-12-05

    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me t...

  • This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male comp...

  • Ghost Sex

    2023-12-05

    At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?"Most of the hands go up."And how many ...

  • Who's the Boss?

    2023-12-05

    The organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, "I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks."The ha...

  • A Rorschach Test

    2023-12-05

    A man goes to a psychiatrist.To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test.He holds up the first picture and asks th...

  • A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are, "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way...

  • The Buffalo Theory

    2023-12-05

    In one epsiode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here it is, for your enjoyment:"...

  • This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back...

  • When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday.Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younge...

  • About two weeks before our fifth anniversary, my husband ased me what I would like for a gift. I told him I wanted something impractical and romantic....