英语笑话大全

A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignored his remark. A little...

A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4...

An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn't interested because he hadn't seen any bugs or insects on...

My husband's brother-in-law,Joseph,an American real estate agent,came to China for a short visit to our city.To show hospitality at the welcoming ...

The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly...

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's...

The nice men are ugly. 好男人不帅。 The handsome men are not nice. 帅男人不好。 The handsome and nice men are gay. 又帅又好的男人是同性恋。 The handsome, nice and heterosexua...

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other woman replied, &...

Patient: I want to have a vasectomy. Doctor: It's a serious issue. Have you talked with your wife? Patient: Oh, yes. She agrees with me.Doctor: An...

I will do anything to pass只要能通过考试我愿意做任何事 A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels p...