英语笑话大全

At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer（击剑者） took the stage（登台演出） . A fly was released, and with an arc（弧） of his s...

An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered（慌张的） St. Peter explained that...

During World War II, I found that my wedding ring was being destroyed through the use of my GI trenching（挖沟） shovel（铁铲） , so I took the ring off and p...

My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry（疾跑） about the house.I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carrie...

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately（热情地，强烈地） kissing."Why don't you do that?" sa...

A couple of codgers（有怪癖的人） got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate（地方法官） . The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of ...

Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema toni...

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly（全心全意地） to the wonders of this attraction....

Present for GirlfriendAt a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket（小盒式吊坠） as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave（雕刻，铭记） ...

Too Smart for Dad Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in? Y...