英语笑话大全

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll nee...

A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man...

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and we...

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. &...

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill ...

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and took a set at the back. She noticed the man opposite her looking at here smiling but not taking his ey...

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues ...

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning she comments how lovely it looks. The new maid pulls off the hair and says, ...

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden."You're a goblin,&qu...

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to ta...