英语笑话大全

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.“Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent.““One penny?!“ exclaimed（大叫，呼喊） the...

Three guys are debating who has the best memory.The first guy says, “I can remember the first day of my First Grade class.“The second guy says, “I can...

Daddy? How did I come into this world?""Well, my child, someday I'll have to tell you anyway.""So why not today? Please!"...

Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enought t...

My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for Mother, but ...

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket（小盒） as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave（雕刻，铭记） her name on it?" the...

A resident in a posh（时髦的，漂亮的） hotel breakfast room called over（点名） the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile."Good...

On a beautiful Octorber day, my husband and I were taking a drive through the Georgia mountains. When traffic slowed to snail's pace, we assumed t...

A very close friend of mine, named Alan, is chronically（长期地，慢性地） late, and not by just a little. Anybody that knows Alan knows that he is totally unde...

An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation（集会，集合） for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gam...