英语笑话大全

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She sa...

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes...

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The prou...

A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he e...

Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford t...

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the ...

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?“ Sant...

A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, m...

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, b...

A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your...