英语笑话大全

  • Nuns confession

    2023-12-05

    A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approa...

  • Office Xmas party

    2023-12-05

    After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of th...

  • Card swipe

    2023-12-05

    Three men walked into a strip bar, the first guy licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on one side of a strippers butt. The next guy also, licks a 100 ...

  • Dennis Rodman

    2023-12-05

    A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all ...

  • Work virus

    2023-12-05

    There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK.If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any othe...

  • Female hormones?

    2023-12-05

    Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer a...

  • Trying to quit

    2023-12-05

    Three guys are riding in their truck, drinking beer, having a good ol' time. The driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a poli...

  • Cuckoo Clock

    2023-12-05

    At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed ...

  • Mailman's last day

    2023-12-05

    It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrive...

  • Hold my camel

    2023-12-05

    There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women...