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Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one o...

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news and some very bad news."The patient, resigned to his fate, says, &...

It was already late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation In South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mi...

A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chil...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.He takes his first sip and sets it down.While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals t...

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, ...

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years...

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored ma...

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, ...

The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?"The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no I was just plan...