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Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goo...

One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a youngman fidgeting in t...

A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom... so t...

Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?““No“, says the secretary.“Great, Let's do lunch.“ th...

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in you...

There are two guys in a bar...one says, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!!!""Whoa, what the heck happened to him?" asks the ...

A man came to a village post office for a registered letter. The letter was there, but the clerk did not give it to the man. "How can I know that...

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a drunk.The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat!...

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed fo...

I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show.Next to me was a woman demonstrating a shower saver. As she was telling a passer-by t...