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Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: It's no use, m...

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- ...

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over th...

The Looney BinLate one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" T...

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!&qu...

以下是发生在台湾的真实故事 某年大学联招英文作文试题 ，请考生看完前段 提示後接着完成全文－－提示如下： One day the black goat meet the white goat on a bridge 有一名考生的回答如下： Then the black goat asked the ...

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: T...

笑果”指数 ★I don't have time to read, because I must study.Studying usually involvesreading!I shared it by myself.You cannot share things with y...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kid...

Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?A: A pimp....