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There were these three guys at a football game and it just so happened that they were sitting behind three nuns. They couldn't see really well ove...

Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Peter and said, "This is Sister Margaret, there&#...

A Pharmacy Major was taking a course in Dispensing.One day they were discussing the various labels affixed to prescription containers, such as, "...

A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full o...

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.The group surround...

An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute be...

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to op...

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motio...

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). It was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examine...

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable c...