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A man goes to his doctor's and says, "Doc, I've just been raped by an elephant!" The stunned doctor replies, "What makes you sa...

Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur i...

I had just moved into a new apartment and was having problems with the mailman, who was delivering the previous tenant's mail to my address. Hopin...

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Ca...

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A man doing telephone solicitations for a local charity called up a prominent and wealthy lawyer and asked him for a modest donation. The lawyer becam...

1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear. 2. If being chased through town,...

My name is Spam.Spam I Am.I have some stuff I'd like to sell.Take a look! It's really swell!I do not want your worthless spam.I do not want it...

Although he was a qualified meteorologist, a local broadcaster ran up a terrible record of forecasting for the TV news program. He became something of...

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loa...