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A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of a...

INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST! Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? ...

A psychotherapist, starting from scratch, was having such success in his business that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising hi...

A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?'The mouse ...

There are three women on the fast track in a particular company. The president realizes it's time to promote one of them, but they're all so c...

An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. "Yumti-Bi," he said, "you must u...

A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!" The man had gone through this almost every night for...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could...

The couple was 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their p...

A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o'clock the next day if he ever wan...