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Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?"Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten peop...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit do...

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client. "Of course", the la...

A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed. "Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwich...

Midlife is when the growth of the hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. Midlife women no ...

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up fi...

A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked u...

41 Rules Men Wish Women Knew 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put ...

Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a fri...

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepis...