英语笑话大全

This blond goes in to a salon to get her hair cut. She's wearing a pair of headphones, and the stylist says that he can't cut her hair with th...

A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The superviso...

A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarra...

The Association of Southern Schools has decided to seek a grant designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all Sout...

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of th...

One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before t...

There's a lake in the woods and a fly is flying over the water. There's a fish in the water, and he thinks, if the fly drops two inches, I can...

There was a blond a brunette, and a redhead that were being chased by a terrorist. And there were 3 potato bags on the floor, so each one of them went...

Little Johnny, and his grandfather entered the vacation cabin, and kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.St...

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.&qu...