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One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her...

A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call t...

A midget complained to his doctor that his testicles ached all the time. The physician told the midget to drop his pants. The doctor then lifted him u...

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the ...

# I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. # Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it. # Remember my name - you'll be screamin...

A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. &qu...

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the followingchain of events are put in...

George W. Bush's wonderful gaffes and mangling of the English language has made him one of the most quoted US presidents in history, and launched ...

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.Me...

December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn'...