英语笑话大全

  • An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that...

  • Three Dumb Hunters

    2023-12-05

    Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunt...

  • Hillbilly Farmer

    2023-12-05

    A hillbilly farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store."Heya, Wilbur," said Sam, the store owner. &quo...

  • Pa Won't Like It

    2023-12-05

    A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, fo...

  • There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and they co...

  • A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might,...

  • Sky Dive

    2023-12-05

    A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull...

  • A lawyer, a doctor, and a redneck were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest ...

  • There was once a hillbilly who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat back and...

  • A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner. "Look,&q...