英语笑话大全

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to ge...

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all ...

This company is like a tree full of monkeys: all on different branches, at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on t...

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, sir," the new employee replied."Well, then, t...

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the ne...

My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bed mood, it leaves a red mark on his f...

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is ...

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.He says, &q...

"An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'esc...

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....