英语笑话大全

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the c...

This lady goes to the gynecologist but won't tell the receptionist what's wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor. After hours of wait...

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door...

This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the ot...

A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of his pelvis, his partner's toes would rise.Later that n...

After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lying on his deathbed and with a tear in his eye he says "Annabel before I die I have to tell you ...

President Bush nominated John Bolton as the new ambassador to the U.N. He did it while the Senate was in recess. Democrats say President Bush circumve...

Once there was an old man sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked “What's wrong?“ The old man replied “I a...

A guy was playing golf, a golf ball hit him in the balls and he passed out. His friends took him to the doctor. The man asked him, "Well, what do...

George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told him that he wasn't leaving the house.George's Wife: "The la...