英语笑话大全

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a report...

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The oth...

A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This", he explained...

A man is telling a story... "I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. As I was abo...

A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked. ...

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems", Lin...

An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him the advice, "I went h...

Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack...

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman “Can I smell your c*nt?“ “F#ck off, no you can't smell my c*nt!“ the woman yells back at him,...

News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occ...