英语笑话大全

During her annual checkup, a well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, &qu...

Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical.After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following: "Mrs. Jones, overall...

A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to e...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm so...

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more....

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male ...

A woman in her 30's was taking her mother, who was in her 50's to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, she and her daughter ran a ...

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out ...

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the ...

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportu...