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A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer'syard. The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt. The ...

Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in Canada. They hire an airplane to drop them off in a remote region. The pilot drops them off and tells them, ...

Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermea...

((((RING)))) (((RING)))**Pick Up**"Hello?""Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?""No Daddy, She's upstairs in...

A two month pregnant woman asks her doctor, "When will my baby move?"The doctor answers, "With any luck, right after he finishes colleg...

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth....

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do '69'."What the hell is that?&qu...

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoo...

One day the husband comes home to his wife and she says to him, "Honey, honey, I need twenty dollars I have to go out and buy some meat."&qu...

A man got a job in the sales promotion department of a cola soft-drink company. When he asked about his duties, the manager explained. "Oh! It...