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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retri...

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because ...

Lori, the pert and pretty Nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me." s...

One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker.Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore in the neares...

Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy to their own design.First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel and hammer, he gave it a ...

Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?A. Leave the plunger in the toilet....

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?A. No ball room...

Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?A. The position of the dirt bag....

This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's ...

Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how...An intellect riv...