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3 advantages of getting a ?50 note tatooed on your penis:1. You can play with your money.2. You can see your money grow.3. Your woman can blow as much...

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little ...

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband'shabit of farting loudl...

Mr. Smith goes downstairs in the morning and his doorman says, "Mr. Smith, how are you?" Smith says, "I feel great." Doorman says,...

There was a husband and a wife that loved to have sex. They had it everywhere and tried everything.One day they both decided that it was getting old, ...

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, discussing why they were there. The first dog, a poodle, told his woeful tale."My o...

Why do school teachers make the best wives?Because if they're not happy the way you did it, they make you do it over and over again....

An ederly man is waiting for his wife to come to bed. While he is waiting, she decides to add a little spice into there 50 year marriage. She gets com...

What's the difference between “oooo“ and “ahhhhhh“?Three inches....

Q:What is the best form of birth control for people over 50.A:Nudity...