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Q. Where do cousins come from?A. Aunt-holes...

A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex fo...

Why are men more intelligent during sex?Because they are plugged into a genius!...

A man goes to a doctor because he thinks his penis is simply way too long. It makes it hard to get into clothes comfortably; it sometimes scares the l...

The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important cli...

A man awoke one morning and he noticed he had an orange penis.Mistified by this he tested it, making sure everything was fine, and it was.So he ignore...

There once was a hunter who went bear hunting with a shotgun. He saw a bear, fired and missed. The bear grabbed him and raped him. He was real mad, so...

Once there was a woman who was deeply in love with a mysterious man. Then one night she got him all alone in his office and screamed meow meow look at...

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.The teacher greeted the class and said, ...

An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of...