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The two guys with the biggest penises in the world wanted to have a contest. They wanted to see whose penis was the biggest. Not wanting everyone to s...

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?You can unscrew a lightbulb...

He knocked on the door and a very pretty young lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.He raised his basket to show her the peaches an...

One early afternoon, two old ladies were sitting and talking in a park. Along came a flasher, who flashed the two old ladies. One old lady had a strok...

Q: What did the egg say to the hot water?A: It might take me a while to get hard because i just got laid!...

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse...

One day, a husband and wife were out playing golf. The husband was having trouble teaching his wife how to play, as she was quite bad. As the wife too...

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Lift up your nuts this is gonna be one hell of a blow job....

Q. Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin?A. Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs....

So there's a blonde 'n a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on. Well, they notice that he has some d...