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So, these two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the driver is looking ar...

Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam. The first man waded out to her and said, Hell...

Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for ...

A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex.The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.The prosti...

A guy goes to a party one night, and after a couple of hours, he hears the most amazing piano music being played. He thinks it is the most wonderful m...

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lion came by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, "How funny would it be to...

What do you call a guy that masturbates ten times a day? No, it's not a joke, I really need to know so that I could put it on my resume....

There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.&qu...

What's with the gold?A man walks into a bar and sees a pot of gold. Curious, the man asks thebartender what is with the pot of gold.'Well, you...

A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, “Does anyone know ...