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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SKY AND SKIRT?THE SKY COVERS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.THE SKIRT COVERS THE UNIVERSAL HOLE....

New word for Sexual Intercourse..."Penistration".New word for Female Orgasm..."Happenis"...

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawren...

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar-Cheese Sandwich: ?1.50Chicken Sandwich: ?2.50Hand Job: ?10.00Checking his wallet for the n...

A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He ...

What's the difference between a policeman's truncheon, and a magician's wand?One is for cunning stunts, the other is for ... apprehending ...

A little boy and a little girl go every day to play in a chicken coop. One day the little girl comes up to the little boy and says, "We can't...

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the me...

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken comes in another box....