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A former sex slave of Osama bin Laden now has a book coming out. In the book, she says that Osama bin Laden is in love with Whitney Houston. It would ...

One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the bal...

The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.The next...

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5. Bank manager.A Doctor says to take off your clothes.A Dentist ...

Popeye turns 75 this year. You can tell the sailor man is getting older. He no longer eats spinach to fight Brutus... He now does it to fightirregular...

Four insurance companies are in competition. One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."The second one tries to i...

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?"The mother says, "It...

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks,"...

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.When finished, th...

Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man."You said you love her and yet y...