英语笑话大全

It was an unusually cold night, and it had been snowing continuously for hours. An off-duty towtruck driver came across a vehicle that had skidded off...

What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A Cherry Float...

There are three women , the first one goes to the doctor for a checkup and takes her shirt off. The doctor notices an imprint of an H on her chest and...

A man and woman begin to smoke after sex and the man says 'My wife would kill me if she saw me now''Why?' the woman replies 'becau...

An old couple were celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary in the diner where they had their first date. The wife says to her husband "do you ...

There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asi...

It was a dismal day, and at the local vets surgery three dogs were discussing why they were there.The first dog (a poodle) told the other two that he ...

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Li...

Once upon a wish...A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain...

A man walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, he demands that the woman at the counter "take it out". "We have n...