英语笑话大全

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing throug...

Upon returning to her car from a shopping spree, one of a group of young ladies realizes that she has forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth ...

A little girl runs out to the yard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"Her startled father sits her down, and...

My cousin, Keno worked off shore..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife...Honey don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured and my finger was cu...

Two old ladies are sitting in a park, when a flasher walks up, yanks open his raincoat and exposes himself totally to them. His penis is hanging right...

What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?Her ankles.What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball...

The Goodnight KissOne night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With ...

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far fro...

A man was very happy with himself after just having plastic surgery. On his way to work, he spotted a very attractive blonde woman. He asked her how o...

A husband went home after working at his job in a restaurant. His wife noticed he seemed a little bit aggravated so she asked him what was wrong. Afte...