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There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but sh...

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scots man at a bar.The English man says “I went into me daughters bedroom the other day and found a packe...

Three old ladies driving to a family reunion discoverd they had a problem. All three husbands had the same name - LeRoy. The driver came up with an id...

At a nursing home, there are two very old men who sit on the porch all day and reminisce together about the old days.They don't realize it, but th...

On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the...

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he...

This man & woman have been married to each other for over sixty years. For the last few years the only sex they have, is she holds his penis in he...

What 3 words does a woman not want to hear when having sex? Darling I'm home!...

There were three stranded men walking down a sandy beach on a deserted island. They walk a little ways and find a magic lamp. So they decide since the...

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was ...